Wednesday, October 19, 2005

A joke -- for the theater crowd

hello, friends,

this just in from gavin in DC:

Jack: So .... [pause]
Jack: So he won then. [pause]
Jill: Yes.
Jack: Yes. [longer pause]
Jack: He waited long enough.
Jill: Yes.Jack: Yes ... he did.
[pause]Jill: Yes, he certainly waited long enough.
Jack: Words. [pause]
Jill: What?
Jack: Words, in conversion, he was good at that.
[pause]Jill: Yes ... he waited long enough.
Jack: I think... [pause]
Jill: ...and pauses, he was good at that too.
Jack: Yes.
Jill: Yes. [pause]
Jack: Yes. [pause] I think his word/time ratio was the smallest ever heard.
Jill: Yes.
Jack: Yes. [pause]
Jill: Yes, he waited long enough...J
Jack: Well done, that's what they say...
Jill: Yes, they do say that...J
Jack: Well done, like the toast... [long pause]... How's your cornflakes, then?...

how much do we love this guy?




congratulations, mr. pinter.

gotohellifyouhatefreedom,

volansky

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, oooh the Pinter pause.

And in regards to the U2/Springsteen thing, did you know that Mooney got to see it? He told my class about it today and I thought of you.

Anonymous said...

Volansky - come on, you know you want to....lets hear your thoughts on TOMKAT...I mean really, is the baby his? Could it really be? And this marriage thing....all a big hoax? hmmmm....just things to ponder!:)