Wednesday, November 29, 2006

any help?

hello, friends,

i need some advice.

i have successfully enrolled in a doctoral program at the university of hull in england. yay me!

i have tried to get funding through AES, sallie mae and through the stafford loan process. no one will grant me educational funding because i am doing a distance learning/higher degree through research program.

i then started applying for home equity loans and lines of credit. now, some of you know what sort of shape my credit is in and why...

i've been denied twice today in the last 4 hours.

i'm looking for alternative funding sources (foundations, grants, etc.) or a strong incentive to NOT rob a bank.

any suggestions?

gotohellifyouhatefreedom,
volansky

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

turn tricks?

Anonymous said...

I hear the crack-cocaine business is thriving in Chestertown these days.

Anonymous said...

a camera-trained monkey with film experience has been crashing at my place for the last month. it's been fun, but the poo flinging is starting to get out of hand. he should fetch close to fifty grand on the black market. he's all yours if you can find him transport to philly. i'll warn you though: he only flies first class. can you front that kind of cash?